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The Les Murray Allstars camp has been thrown into uproar after defender Glen 'The Rat' Chamberlain revealed that the final step in his long-awaited comeback from injury was to be an intense weekend of skiing and beer consumption. Sports injury experts were skeptical, but LMAS management backed the unconventional move. "Who needs a treadmill when you can strap a few slivers of plastic to your feet and slide downhill?" asked Les. "This is the kind of radical program that's ensured not one Allstar has fallen victim to osteitis pubis." The Rat's move has confused some teammates, with one commenting anonymously: "When he said he was going to get some snow, I assumed he had a new dealer."
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Round 8
VS Anfield Allstars
8.40
Venue - Brunswick
"Dear Cutty..."
Unsure how to navigate the minefield of 21st century manners? Not sure how to sequester that pretty young filly into your bed? Need help telling your teammate that he's a liability to the game? Rest easy, LMAS's veteran soccer columnist, Lord Cuttford Llewellyn-Linley, is now available to answer your queries each week.
Simply e-mail your question, with the subject line 'Ask Cutty', to His Lordship's Mailbag and frequent this site for his answer.
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